Googl-icious

I’m still glowing from a beautiful Easter celebration, and I hope you are too.  We had a lovely service with our church family yesterday morning, followed by an Easter egg hunt and a church potluck.  I jumped gleefully off the Weight Watchers wagon for one blissful day, and OH, IT WAS GOOD.  It’s a shame I don’t let myself post pictures of my kids on this site, because really, my daughter looked so adorable you had to grit your teeth to look at her.  (The boys looked cute too, of course, but they weren’t all pink and frilly–not quite the same effect.)  Anyhoo, I can’t quite get my brain into blogging gear this morning, so how about the obligatory, once-a-quarter check-in on what types of Google searches are bringing people to my site: 

Google

rocks here there everywhere  Oh, friend, if you only knew

towel folding talking frog  If you find a talking frog who can also fold towels, please send him my way.  We dirty up lots of towels around here.  What kind of talking does he do?  If he can say, "Stop hitting your brother," he’ll have a home for life.

nothin fancy furniture  This person has obviously been looking in my windows.

ladybug infestation  A flash-back to this post.  Actually I got lots of ladybug-related searches.

is lead in my yard bad  Any takers on this one?  Anybody?

Shannon needs a life  Yep.  Moving right along…

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birth control pills for six months packed in the handlebar bag on my bike  Specificity.  I like that.

rocks in stomach  Oh, you poor dear, come to my house and let’s have coffee and discuss all the bizarre things our children have ingested.

little girl poops in backyard  You’re coming too.

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16 thoughts on “Googl-icious

  1. Chaotic Mom says:

    I LOVE the site meeter that tells me what draws folks my way, too. TOO FUNNY sometimes!
    But seriously, I’m imagining someone living on their bike, for some reason needing six months of BCPs. Strange… 😉

  2. Stacey says:

    I bet your kids were adorable. What’s your reasoning for not posting their pics on your blog?
    Those google searches are so funny. I didn’t know you could see where people were coming from. That’s really cool.

  3. chilihead says:

    OH! I wish you would send me a picture of Corrie. I bet she was the belle of the ball!
    Google searches are the best! I tell you, at least two people have searched for “spaz meatballs” and landed at my site. And there’s actually a post that warrants that. Hmmmm.

  4. kim says:

    I just found your blog through mausi, this post cracked me up, literally, i have tears running down my face!
    btw, i have a frog who folds towels, but that was not me searching for that:)
    kim

  5. GiBee says:

    Wait a sec … didn’t you post pictures of your kids from Disney? Or a little girl with chocolatey marker goodness all over her face?
    C’mon! Post the Easter pics!!!

  6. Susie says:

    Oh, my belly hurts from cackling at this post. Perhaps I should Google “belly hurting from laughing at Shannon’s funny posts about towel folding talking frogs on Rocks In My Dryer” – that would probably lead me back here, but who knows!?
    This is seriously the hardest I have laughed in a long time. Thank you for sharing your great humor!

  7. SusiePie says:

    Tag Time

    I found this over at Beckie’s: Name ten of life’s simple pleasures that you like most, then pick ten people to do the same. Try to be original and creative and not to use things that someone else has already…

  8. ~m2~ says:

    i never have anything clever like these — time to start typing in random words that will attract cool people like the handlebar girl, or i need to get out more 🙂

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