Imagine–hypothetically, of course–that you were to hear a strange noise in the wee hours of the morning, a noise that wakes you out of your sleep, and you were to go check on the children. And as long as you’re up, you stop by their bathroom for an, um, visit. And while you’re sitting there, thinking about the strange noise, you happen to notice a man’s HEAD sticking up out of the toybox directly across the hall from you. Imagine that you leap up, heart pounding, only to realize that it is, in fact, simply a life-size C3PO toy. Would you,
A) Feel very stupid,
B) Realize that the leaping up was the best cardio workout you’ve had a long time and perhaps it is time to get serious about physical fitness,
C) Think yourself that if you’re composing blog posts in your head at 3 am, you’ve probably been blogging too long.
D) All of the above.
I shall leave it to your imagination which option this chick chose. (Hint: it’s not A, B or C.)