Perhaps you’ve seen the news story today reporting that Hillary Clinton is criticizing Barack Obama for claiming he only decided recently to become president. In fact, Serious Investigative Journalism has unearthed Shockingly Serious Proof that Obama is lying: he wrote in a kindergarten paper that he wanted to be president.
What a little five-year-old cad.
I’m more than alarmed, because this means that my first-grade son Joseph has no shot, ever, of leading our nation. According to HIS kindergarten papers, he wanted to marry his dog.
And I don’t know about you, but I think that America is simply not ready to have a First Lady that poops in the Rose Garden.
Being a fan of neither Clinton nor Obama, it’s easy for me to laugh at this from a distance, though it does raise some questions about how far journalists and politicians are willing to go. What do you think?
Shannon Dryer, who, if she were living out her kindergarten desires, would be writing to you while wearing a ball gown and eating Cocoa Puffs.