No. Really. I heard about this three days ago.
According to the BBC, a British woman gave birth to her premature son, alone, in a hotel room, while she was wearing a bumblebee costume, without even knowing she was pregnant:
Ally Ashwell, from Newcastle, was touring the seaside town’s pubs and clubs in a bumble-bee outfit, when she began to feel unwell.
She returned to her hotel room, where the shocked 30-year-old found herself delivering her own baby.
Well, that had to sting.
She’s certainly going to bee busy.
I’m sorry. I’ve been holding in the bee punchlines for three whole days, and I just couldn’t do it any more.
The buzz is that her new little honey is a strong fighter, and his prognosis is excellent.
Please join me in welcoming her little bumble of joy.
Somebody stop me. (But first give me your best bee pun.)