10 Mathematical Truths That Parenthood Has Taught Me

1.  The likelihood that a child will wake up with a stomach ache is directly proportional to the difficulty of his spelling test later that day.

2.  No matter how many socks you put in your dryer, only 30% of them will come out.  For example, if you put in ten socks, you’ll get three out.  Curiously, if you put in no socks, at least 12 will come out.

3.  The velocity at which your dog will run through your house is much greater when the dog has been sprinkled with Hershey syrup (don't even ask)…

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